No Bueno!

Don't mind me, just polishing up on my Spanish speaking skills while enjoying my single last afternoon as a Desperate Housegirlfriend! I termed myself this after spending the last year and a half chilling whilst ('nother Irish term I picked up) being a live-in girlfriend with nothing else to do. I actually really enjoyed calling myself that. Too bad it's over.

Unfortunately we are not having that gorgeous weather that we have had for the last few weeks and its pretty chilly outside so I'm being a laze-o watching some awesome telly and yup, you guessed it... blogging away! :-) I'll give you my day in a nutshell... (Mmm, nuts - I hope they're cashews! *see appendix 1)

I woke up at the asscrack of dawn as Kevin was getting ready to go to work and couldn't fall back asleep. Grrr! So as we have a guest crashing on our couch and feeling quite content staying snuggled up in bed, I decided to play on Facebook for a bit (typical.) Fell back asleep for a bit and then finally woke up to go sign some paperwork and make this job thingamajig OFFICIAL!

My future boss (who is super hilarious btw, stamped - approved!!) takes me down to HR (who is super hilarious as well!) and we chat for a bit, etc etc. So after having to answer random questions like where my dream destination is, what my dream wheels are (btw, we came up with mercedes sedan, lol!!! ) I have to get my picture taken. "Put your purse down, Andrea. You need to do something with your hands for this photo!" (Sorry, Louis, Mommy needs to set you down for a minute.) So I'm like okay, anything I want? "Yes, anything you would like." Guess what I chose??? Oooh, I am actually going to start a poll so that you can vote on what I chose to do with my hands. That sounds like a fun idea!!

Anyways so I leave the hotel after arranging my orientation for the next day. How to enjoy the rest of my afternoon, now??? Decisions, decisions! It's entirely too cold to be putzing around the city. I unfortunately did not raise my 150bones to join Equinox (giant teardrops falling as we speak :-((( ) so I chill out at Borders for about 10 minutes before getting bored and heading home. Make myself a little egg sandwich for lunchy lunch (Kevin and I don't typically stock our apt with much food...) and chill with some Desperate Housewives and Kardashians on the telly. Now its almost 5 in the afternoon and I'm hella bored trying to tell myself it will be worthwhile to go work out in the fitness center located in our building. (I know, I told you, I'm an uber gym snob!!) But I'm tired and I'm thinking I might just take a nap and save the treadmill for later. Life is rough as a DHG, life is rough!

I will try to come up with some more randomosity later so that I may better entertain my virtual guests... sorry for the lameness. I'm already having a case of the Mondays.... Barf!

Appendix 1)
I don't know why I chose cashews, I really don't even like them.