I need to come up with $150 dollars before Monday.
Why? You might ask... because I need to join Equinox. I KNOW... I speak of this place called Equinox all... the... frigging... time!!! They seriously should just give me a job already with the amount of marketing I do for them through my buzzzzzzz marketing and WOM tactics.
So my girl there (no not my twinnie, that's a different gym) knocked the rate down to $150 for me to join but you see I have to sign up before the end of September. Okay so I guess I have until (what Wed???) to join but my ass is secretly telling me there needs to be a deadline of Monday. Ya feel me!
Anyhow, please feel free to make checks payable to Andrea Yeager. I am also open to accepting wire transfers and can receive payment via paypal. Otherwise, my boyfriend says he will give me a loan but it is coming out of my "ring" fund. Now we sure don't want that, do we...
I just had an idea. I'm going to go stand on the corner with a sign that says 'I lost my family to Ninjas, need $$$ for fighting lessons..." Okay, truth be told, there was a homeless guy in a wheelchair holding a up a sign that said this outside the ballpark after the game today. LMAO right now. What a creative little man. I would have given him a few ching-a-lings given my current situation were not so tight.
Word out, homies...
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