I got bloody food poisoning!!

YESSSSSSSS! It was so f'ing obnoxious. Although, I have to say I had always kind of wondered what it was like and when I would hear people saying they had "food poisoning", I secretly thought to myself "I bet they're really just being a big p*ssy!" What? I'm just being honest!!

So anyways I blame it on the Chinese food that I ate on Friday evening. Kevin thinks it was the crab at the tourist trap we had lunch at on Saturday. Either way, I will most likely NOT being eating either of those two foods for a long time coming! Anyhow, we both ended up having a case of this fpbs (food poisoning bull sh*t) only mine was a little bit worse than Kev's. Both ours and Kevin's friend + girlfriend were complaining of stomachaches on Sat night (we'd been hanging out w/ them all weekend) but I kind of just wrote it off thinking I would feel much better in the morning. OHHH NO! I woke up in the middle of the night with a fever. I forgot what the crap those were like. And they are heinous. I was freeeeeezing. I had probably 6 sweaters, 24 pairs of socks and 2 pairs of sweatpants, was wrapped up in the blankets and was still shivering. This went on for a good 4 hours where I would wake up, shed my eskimo gear cause I was sweating bullets, put eskimo gear back on bc I was freezing again, etc etc. You get the picture.

Well after a day of recuperation, you will be happy to hear that I am feeling much better at 11pm although still not quite 100%! I was so bummed that it ruined my day. I have my first actual day at work tomm and I was hoping to get a lot of things done today. Plus there were fun street fairs that I wanted to check out. Oh and there was this f'ing cupcake festival (hmmm... maybe I dreamt that last part up in my fever-induced state!)

Well off to beddy boo for me. Gots to get myself in prime shape to wow those folk at the W in the morning. Yay to new jobs! And boo to fp! :-( Get outta here fool, we don't want none of your kind!